Friday, December 23, 2011
Beginning with a special Christmas Carol and ending with a new holiday tune by Courage My Love the Squad is stuffing your stocking for a very merry XXXmas podcast. In Epiosde 6 they sit by the fire, sip egg nog and warmly reminisce over Christmases of yore. Nawww, fuck that! We got gay robot elves, douchebag Santas, piss races and sploshing. The Squad puts their naughty spin on a Rankin/Bass classic, play odd Christmas songs and discuss hookers, Aspergers and Justin Bieber. SIR Fan and exhibitionist missbetty9 joins us to ring in the holidays right: naked and with a Hitachi Magic Wand! To all a good night!
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It's SmodSquad Pod Episode 5 with special guest LA comic and Tha' Breaks own Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein! We get the lowdown on what goes in to his comedy act, opening for Jon Lovitz and doing the dishes. Speaking of Tha' Breaks we got a Cock Off Update to make Hulk Hogan tremble. Whatchagunnado? We discuss Lindsey Lohan leaking and how we discovered porn in our father's underwear drawer. Tent sex, albino cyclops sharks and the most uncouth remark about Bill Cosby since Eddie Murphy's RAW await you. We debut two new games. One roots out SmodSquad lies and the other answers the ever important question: Who Would You Kill? Cameos from Tha Breaks join us, too!
This week the SmodSquad (minus one stoner lost in the desert) welcome special guests Matt "Crafty" Cruz, co-host of the SMidnight Show, and frequent tweeter Fitzman73. Tyson's wife is also along for a ride hard enough to bruise a clit. Join us, too, as we talk Smurf racism, hot Gretzky pics, Twilight Saga discos and snowballin' cookies. Did the Squad challenges Tha' Breaks to a cock off? You fucking bet we did! Where will the cock off be? When will the cock off take place? Wait..what the fuck is a cock off anyway? This plus the debut of SmodSquad theatre where the Squad tackles CLERKS with a French Canadian Dante Hicks! Vaginas unite!
In Episode 3, the SmodSquad SMinterviews Kyle Hebert, the voice of S.I.R. We learn about his various roles as a voice actor, how he got involved with Kevin and "Frank" Garman and what goes into the ads and bumpers he makes. It's enough to make us all a little wet. The Squad discuses the passing of a comedy great, Patrice O'Neal. Along the way we learn about the Cosmic Calendar, killer mosquitoes and the end of the world as we know it. We also get a peak into the secret life of Tyson Saner. Mix in a little Black Friday insanity, cameos by Jay Leno, Casey Kasem, Christopher Walken and Johnny Carson and serve with a Kevin Smith Trivia Contest and you've got yourself one squirrel fucking good time! Keep an eye on your weed and your girl, smafackers, when the SmodSquad's around!
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The SmodSquad sing The Pussy Troll Blues with special Guest James Franco. Err...no, the other one. Along the way we get wet with squirters, discover Superman's alternate Canadian powers and hear about Batman tracking down predators. Err...no, the other ones! Sean tries to drunkenly interview a fan, Jen talks Twilight and with Huey Lewis mosh-pits, the BusDriver's near death experience with Cheap Trick and Smodder website plugs it all culminates in a game of Are American's Smarter Than A Canadian 5th Grader. Squirrel fucking good times!
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In Episode One, The SmodSquadders attempt to understand the intricate language of Jason Mewes, debate how one might go about violating a squirrel and discuss the difference between Canada and the United States. Along the way they touch upon the idiocy of Kutcher, porn stars reading to children and drunken New Jersey bus drivers. Max Hedroom cameos! If that wasn't enough for a first episode they revel the horrors of the rare (and very disturbing) E.T. porn!
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Friday, October 7, 2011
In this episode we learn of crazy shit you can obtain in Japanese vending machines, discuss Andre's anal action, visit Twin Peaks and lust after Mitsou and a gyrating Anne Murrey. What about a little slice of Poop'n'mouth? Mike also has a passionate plea for the ABC network. So, grab a bucket of Obama Fried Chicken, sit on back and learn of the first inductees in the Pod Stop Fight Club and the most fucked up murder plot you'll ever hear! It's all free, folks. FREE!!!
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You can Tweet us your Unused Mewes News @jmewesbusdriver and @MikeMAuthor
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Saturday, October 1, 2011
Podstop Episode 5 paints the capital red as Mike and the BusDriver recap some of the history behind Kevin Smith's Red State while they attend the film's premier at Ottawa's historic Mayfair theatre. With mics in tow, they chat with fans to discover their expectations from the flick, before and after reactions, thoughts on Smith's past work and future plans as well as discuss religion (including an interview with a Christian gal unsure just what she's getting herself into), Rob Zombie and Rick Moranis (?!?). Along the way we learn of the BusDriver's peculiar penial problem with gay sex, Muppet abuse on Sesame Street and a very strange tale of drugs, pornography and Pepsi Max. Did we mention the revelation of how both lost their virginity? Throw in a couple of musical numbers, a wrestling mega-match between Christ and Randy Savage and pre-recorded Red State "Mewesings" from the Smod Squad and you've got a pod that can't be done justice within an hour of time. Enjoy your bonus 30 minutes, folks!
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Friday, September 23, 2011
Too much news and not enough Mewes... this week Mike has a proposition for Katie Morgan, Andre demonstrates how Blanche DuBois would order at Taco Bell and God joins in to help Superman battle Solomon Grundy. Not enough? We got lesbians, lions and liquid remains used as a love goop lubricant! Find out where you can find the Na'vi anal slide! Listen as Mike detaches his balls to praise his favorite film the Dark Knight Titanic. Need to satiate your Klingon fuck fix? We got Porn Warf! What, you want more? You selfish bastards! Allllright, we also interview musician Ryan Fairley about the songs he's written for SIR and The Wayne Foundation. Next week, folks, a special Red State podcast! join us, won't you?
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
At this week's stop, the boys discuss dual-sunned nerd-boy planets, an unrepentant Lucas and a remorseful Spielberg, hedgehog defecating and how John Waters may be to blame, the bus driver's falsified foot fetish and badger-eating Gordon Ramsey porn dwarves vs. monkeys who throat fuck frogs! All this and a sad "climax" that effects 99% of you! Plus new segments Idiot of the Week and That's Fucked Up. Did we mention an interview with Smods of Anarchy's motogpman2006! All while Mike goes viral...literally!
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Kicking off with our brand new theme by Matt "Crafty" Cruz, topics covered on Pod Stop Episode 2 are: What if David Lynch directed the Batman?, fun with SouthWest Airlines, the battle of the Big Butt Bertha Bottom Feeders, Oscar the Grouch's porn collection, snake eating, dwarf tossing, public nudity and, of course, duck tits. All this plus an interview with Courage My Love and Mike wonders who this guy called Jason Mewes is.
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In Stop 1, Mike and I discuss George Lucas's meddling, surviving the Titanic, cross-dressing with Elmer Fudd, Batman over the years, fisting grandmas, horny Eye-borgs, school dress codes, Dire Straits censorship and those crazy, crazy Swedes!
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